This Blog Is Butt-Positive

I don’t think you understand how angry I am because I literally just realized

Lord English is a Lord of Time

and in his path of destruction in the Furthest Ring he literally created

a god damned shit fucking timey wimey ball

671 plays

this is my headcanon and nobody can stop me

I like the headcanon that trolls style/maintain their own hair because what self respecting troll would allow another troll to be directly behind their head with a sharp object

but I think their lusii would help? like the zahhaks have the neatest hairstyles because they have the only lusus we’ve seen with hands that can properly hold a hairbrush

catmom basically just licks the leijons’ hair clean and they just keep it in whatever style she licked it into

crabdad insists on cutting it with his pincers and the vantases have to damage control from there with scissors until it looks somewhat reasonable

the makaras have super messy hair because goatdad is never around to cut it and never taught them what a hairbrush is

gl’bgolyb makes her charges wear their hair to look like her as a subliminal fear tactic (meenah doesn’t because gl’bgolyb didn’t become part of troll society until after the scratch)

"No…no…YOU must die!"

well would you lookit that
it’s butts o’clock

well would you lookit that

it’s butts o’clock

okay but remember what happened the last time john got shippy fluff with a lalonde

a spacewarping half-dog that had been attempting to locate him by scent but was continually thwarted by the Breeze stabbed him through the stomach with a sword

I’m not saying there might be impending parallels

but there might be impending parallels

if you think I’m offering an explanation for this you thought wrong

if you think I’m offering an explanation for this you thought wrong

homestuck AU where everything is the same except eridan is just a floating head in a cape

homestuck AU where everything is the same except eridan is just a floating head in a cape

someone revoke my photoshop privileges before someone gets hurt

someone revoke my photoshop privileges before someone gets hurt