days on hiatus: 29

so after seeing this post and adding a thing I decided to keep doing the thing and long story short I probably should’ve gone to bed an hour ago

oh I get it

gamzee wanted to take care of caliborn/calliope and subsequently spoiled the shit out of them because he’s making up for how goatdad never did anything for him and was almost never around

remember when karkat threatened to shit a horny cherub

me too dirk

me

too

but what if hoping for Lord English to disappear really is the key to defeating him

now it just looks like equius is angrily judging everything

Can I just make a PSA here because I’ve seen a bunch of YOUR HOROSCOPE TROLL IS NOT YOUR PATRON TROLL YOU UNCULTURED SWINE USE YOUR BIRTHDAY AND STOP HAVING FUN

when the birthday method only strictly applies to 2 of the 8 human players in the first place

(red miles of explanation under the readmore)

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dorothy-cotton:

i like big butts and i cannot lie

you other brothers cant deny

when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you 

call her a fat ugly whore on pesterchum

JAKE