This Blog Is Butt-Positive

accidentallytechnohazardous:

forgetful01:

golgothicterror:

davekatwhisperer:

asknursestrider:

TG: bitches better get ready for your physical
TG: cuz nurse strider is in the house
TG: and he likes to use his hands

i

oh

oh my

ohmygod

oh my god

what is even this

fromtheseafreedom:

My eyes I just

I can’t

Oh; head canon

zombieskully:

yummytomatoes:

I believe Guardian Bro/Dirk has a ranging boner for the Old Spice guy

So much in fact that every time the commercial comes on he’s just sits back, biting his lip going,
 ”OOOHHHH man look at this beauty, urgh i would let him ride my horse backwards fuckkkk i would so chi-chang bingbang all over his wingwang yeowza!”

And then there’s Dave. Watching.  

I dunno if someone cooler/better than me has done this yet…but uh..here we go…

/not so silently screaming

lirlys:

God Tier by *Lirlys

can I please just hug all of you
srsly

lirlys:

God Tier by *Lirlys

can I please just hug all of you

srsly

gummi-chemist:

i need this everywhere on my blog))

egbert

egbert what are you doing

you cant break this poker face

stop trying

homestuckfandom:

henrycw:

thelof9:

davestep:

djfuckass:

turntechtroll:

happyappyhelper:

happyappyhelper:

je2u2:

omfg THOSE MMD PHYSICS 

god damn

casually brings this back

 (( ok i seriously cant stop laughing at this heLP ))

(OH MY GOD MYRE LOOK OH GOD SEND HELP I CANT)

((I’m crying))

*cries*

Dave.

Dave what are you doing.

Stop that this instant.

qwerfvtgb:

*cough cough* Every single one of my friends except Phoebe *cough cough*

The beginning of homestuck is like foreplay, it feels like it’s drawn out with nothing really going on but when you move past that you’re in for a world of amazing.

qwerfvtgb:

*cough cough* Every single one of my friends except Phoebe *cough cough*

The beginning of homestuck is like foreplay, it feels like it’s drawn out with nothing really going on but when you move past that you’re in for a world of amazing.

cannibaltricksterkarkat:

fujidildoshi:

Since you  motherfuckers loved the giraffe GIF so much, I’m giving you something even more ridiculous.
I swear to god if this gets more than like…5 notes I’m going to rip my hair out.
I DUNNO WHO MADE DA ORIGINAL GIF MAN. If it was you, tell me and I’ll credit.
lolkbye

oh god..AHAHAHAH))

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cannibaltricksterkarkat:

fujidildoshi:

Since you  motherfuckers loved the giraffe GIF so much, I’m giving you something even more ridiculous.

I swear to god if this gets more than like…5 notes I’m going to rip my hair out.

I DUNNO WHO MADE DA ORIGINAL GIF MAN. If it was you, tell me and I’ll credit.

lolkbye

oh god..AHAHAHAH))

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vriskamindfangserket:

rockerfox999:

improbabledelusions:

aronix:

turntechgodmode:

heir-conditioning:

suckmyphallus:

quadsiclecar:

candycorset:

castelloinaria:

[S] Dave strider - show them your moves 


 Oh GOD THIS REMIX

i came

holy shit

can i just reblog this for the music

^^^

I never never used this term before, but oh my god.

Eargasm.

never not reblog

WHAT IS THIS EARGASM I AM HAVING.

*FOUND THE MIX BTW*

3lau - Jagger Bomb

Reblogging for the source.

SO GOOD.

D—> I need a towel.

how homestuck will really end.