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On day 24 of no homestuck update

we are going to go check the site

and it will be gone


there will be no records of homestuck ever existing.

No don’t even joke about it

you ransack google, trying to find anything out.

All you get is links to homestuck tumblr blogs that aren’t even sure if they are real

you google Andrew Hussie

Nothing comes up. Nothing at all.

you keep making this better worse!

Andrew Hussie won’t exist.

We will all check tomorrow

nothing will come up in any search engine

only different suggestions to different things

there will be no pictures of Hussie on the internet either.

He is in our imagination. 

STOP

on day 48

we go back to mspaintadventures.com

its there

but there is only 3 words on the site.

not links, just 3 words.

IT’S NOT REAL”

What if you own the books though.

THE BOOKS THE BOOKS 

DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE BOOKS

you start looking at them. 100% certain.

but the longer it goes on, the more you become uncertain.

you go to the site you got them from, there are no records of them ever being in that store.

you start to question it.

The music?! The art?! THE CLOTHES?!

You swear on your life it’s from something.

you can’t put your fingers on it.

day 60.

you go back to the site. Nothing is there except a little flashing link.

you click it. Desperate that it will lead you to something. answers.

It takes you to a single picture of 4 different houses. the first with alpha kids, the second with beta kids, the third with alpha tolls, the fourth with beta trolls.

you scroll down more. The scroll bar seem to long for just a small picture. You arrive at the bottom. There are only 4 words.

“You made it up”

as soon as you read that, the tab suddenly closes. You try desperately to get back to it. your browser says it doesn’t exist, it never existed.

Day 413.

A large storm of meteors begins hurtling towards Earth. Nobody could have predicted their arrival, and it is as if they suddenly appeared out of thin air.

As the largest meteor nears the surface, it is split in half by an unseen force. When the two halves land, they are both found to be inscribed with the same text. Many Oblivion fans realize that the text is written in the Daedric alphabet.

The text translates as follows:

“[S] Humanity: Wake Up.”