May 2013
onoasa:
jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years? ‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’ ‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
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parents watching somethingorother on the TV yelling about how “we have laws against discrimination of gays and blacks therefore discrimination against them doesn’t exist and they’re making it up for money why aren’t there laws protecting us straight whiteys”
“omg if you’re undocumented you pay no taxes whatsoever except for things like sales tax which I...
“I don’t expect gay people to prove to me, a straight person, that there’s...”
– WORD (via 5ft1)
I’m not above answering questions, but I feel this way SPECIFICALLY about people who are asking questions with the core intent of disproving my experiences with bigotry.
(via sonofbaldwin)
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Watchthatlonelybarricade:
videohall:
Bird reacts to dubstep
#best four seconds of my life tbh
Watchmusik-box:
This is 100% what everyone does in their room when they are alone, and this girl filmed it. Bravo.
grimboyjr:
though I don’t like minecraft much
tempted to bite the bullet and just get it anyway
yes do it
join us
phone: rings
me: no
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haythams-butt:
ezioauditoress:
im cryign i scrolled past a post and it froze on this
justa quick selfie 4 i gotta go back in that dumb machine lol!!! #swag #1800assassino
model pics xxxxxx #nomakeup #imcute
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year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
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thebirdsandthebuckets:
beatnikgarbageartist:
nightlifemingus:
beatnikgarbageartist:
nightlifemingus:
beatnikgarbageartist:
nightlifemingus:
beatnikgarbageartist:
nightlifemingus:
thanks bro, you’re
too
thanks dude, you know
dang man this post just got really
yr right we should have set the rules to one joke
you realize this means
oh it’s
this time...
la-la-londe:
observeroftheuniverse:
I WENT TO LOOK UP MASSACHUSETTS MAN BUT THIS IS MUCH BETTER:
did moon moon get a job
plemelwarmface:
imjohnlocked:
the awkward moment when you keyboard smash and still get bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm’s name right
I hate that I still know who you’re talking about
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leonmcgann:
its weird how google became a synonym for search
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theweepyfox:
geometricdeathtrap:
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
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drunktrophywife:
Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
